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2002-12-30 - Dorothy Parker I am not
2002-12-27 - I'll take Signs Your Mom Did Too Many Drugs in the Sixties for 0, Alex!
2002-12-24 - Four tasty martinis, three wacks for Joel, two current bachelors, and a perky pair of hooters on the Weet
2002-12-21 - It's better to look good than to touch foot juice
2002-12-18 - Maybe she plans on giving me Bono
2002-12-18 - The beating of a raptor's wings
2002-12-16 - Surf and Turf Wars
2002-12-14 - The Bitch is back
2002-12-12 - Six Degrees of Desperation
2002-12-10 - Less Than Weetabix
2002-12-08 - Drunken Debauchery Part 437
2002-12-05 - Excuse me, did you misplace your ice pick? I seem to have found it.
2002-12-01 - Next up on TRL... Weetabix's Ass
2002-11-26 - We now return to our regularly scheduled Boobage
2002-11-25 - A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
2002-11-22 - Linus was the smart one because of the blanket
2002-11-22 - Chauffi: The Guest Entry
2002-11-21 - Here we go again
2002-11-18 - From beneath it bites your bottom
2002-11-15 - Maybe they're trying out for the revival of Sgt Peppers?
2002-11-14 - Faster Pussycat kill kill
2002-11-12 - Feed me Seymour!
2002-11-11 - Hi Chuck
2002-11-10 - M - I - C See you real soon!
2002-11-07 - Thip. Fooooooth. Peeeeeerrrrrrrrp. Blup.
2002-11-05 - 100 Reasons Why Weetabix Is Dumb
2002-11-03 - Entry Completed
2002-11-03 - Entry Interupted
2002-10-30 - Yes, Goofy was his lover.
2002-10-29 - Um... it's like.... yeah... or something.
2002-10-28 - Can you hear the shitasses sing?
Thursday, Oct. 24, 2002 - My Diaryland Trading Card
2002-10-22 - Tales of the Vanilla Mocha Inept
2002-10-20 - You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
2002-10-17 - Just a little prick
2002-10-16 - Esteban is not king of the world
2002-10-12 - The requisite monthly non-funny entry
2002-10-10 - Too much HTML can make you sick.
2002-10-08 - I left my ass in San Francisco
2002-10-05 - No sleep makes for a strange entry
2002-09-26 - How about Holly Rum-N-Nog?
2002-09-25 - The duck does not have other props.
2002-09-23 - You'll be in my heart... like a lump of congealed chicken fat that even a bucket of oat bran couldn't break down.
2002-09-20 - MallWart: Your source for cheap plastic crap
2002-09-18 - Fare thee well, Summer Slacker Girl. We hardly knew ye!
2002-09-17 - Silly Rabbit... Trix are for kids.
2002-09-15 - It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got
2002-09-14 - Saturday's at 10
2002-09-12 - The FAQs of life
2002-09-11 - A tasty snack? Or a comment on my mental condition? You decide.
2002-09-10 - Where are those cowboys when you need them?
2002-09-07 - Lamentation
2002-09-06 - This entry wears a flannel shirt and smokes Marlboros
2002-09-04 - Kushi Kutah
2002-08-30 - Proof that there's no such thing as Too Much Information
2002-08-28 - Is it possible to commit adultery with an automobile?
2002-08-26 - Sleeping single in a king size Galleria bed at JournalCon
2002-08-25 - Half cap no foam no fat soy venti latte, please.... with a cinnamon scone. And butter.
2002-08-22 - The one where I should have just played some Solitaire or something
2002-08-21 - Fallout from the Attack of the 50 ft. Menstral Cramp
2002-08-19 - Not again!
2002-08-17 - Reasons why girls are dumb... part 2
2002-08-15 - 45% Less Filling
2002-08-14 - I'm a little upset that we didn't have a Johnny Cochran making snappy rhymes, though
2002-08-12 - Lime green flowered capri pants... they're a bad thing
2002-08-11 - Things that make you go "Gah!"
2002-08-07 - How to go from age 31 to age 8 in three seconds
2002-08-05 - I'm a watersoaked, html breaking loser, baby.
2002-08-03 - The song is repeating itself
2002-08-01 - Chicken Parmesan...For the Bold And Daring
2002-07-31 - Bah bup bup ba bah, bah bup bup ba bah....... GD Soda Sluts
2002-07-30 - The infamous Porn Store Tape
2002-07-29 - And now let's get the rest of the story...gah!
2002-07-27 - Call the social worker, she's drunk again
2002-07-25 - Just a girl
2002-07-23 - This entry can build a fire with two sticks, some pine needles and some lighter fluid
2002-07-22 - Is that with one H or two?
2002-07-17 - This entry was brought to you by the letters M and F
2002-07-15 - ...
2002-07-14 - And here's the sober version....
2002-07-14 - I am too drunk to be posting an entry. Seriously.
2002-07-12 - Actually, if I had a choice, I'd be Cat Woman
2002-07-11 - Arbor Day must be a freaking blood bath
2002-07-10 - Day In The Life Of A Funny Girl
2002-07-09 - Play it now, play it now, play it now my babeeee Chyeah!!!
2002-07-03 - Your monthly serving of sap
2002-07-02 - Back in the White Trash Nascar Saddle again
2002-06-28 - Ok, just someone stop me if I start wearing glittery jumpsuits and eating fried peanut butter sandwiches
2002-06-27 - Lots of little housekeeping details... and Pamie
2002-06-27 - You can sodomize Captain Kangaroo, you can KFC Big Bird, but don't be messing with Mr. Rogers
2002-06-25 - Phlegm. Lots of phlegm. And other really bad mind pictures
2002-06-20 - Tantalizing tasty treats... and death
2002-06-19 - Would you like a receipt? Or maybe the number of a good chiropractor?
2002-06-18 - Bless the little children. Bless them every one.
2002-06-17 - Life is a house full of big old girly crying and red messed up faces
2002-06-16 - Reach out and touch someone... but not in a bad way
2002-06-15 - Weetabix plays catch up... or Heinz 57 sauce... or something
2002-06-13 - Birthweek makes me saucy
2002-06-12 - Update on Operation Hottie
2002-06-10 - That which strikes fear in even the stoutest female hearts
2002-06-07 - Their favorite play must be King Leer.
2002-06-07 - Haystack vs. Mullet.... next week on pay per view!
2002-06-06 - Gee, my hair smells terrific.... kind of like the night after hot sex and vomiting.
2002-06-04 - I have seen the light and it is wearing button fly jeans
2002-05-30 - This is how you remind me about how I suck
2002-05-29 - Whore moans, Whore moans....
2002-05-28 - Angst and more angst
2002-05-23 - I'd even take Batgirl panties if they didn't ride up
2002-05-22 - Just a Buffy geek
05-20-2002 - This entry gives new meaning to the sentence "Oooh, is that a graham cracker crust?"
2002-05-15 - It has HOW MANY calories????
05-14-2002 - Must see tv... at Chez Weetabix
2002-05-13 - The ghost of Mother's Days past
- testing 1 2 3
05-11-2002 - The one where we blow off family on Mother's Day weekend
05-09-2002 - Perhaps if you lived in a house full of broken glass
2002-05-09 - The one where I get all trashy and sexual
2002-05-08 - Think about this story the next time you hear about clean Wisconsin spring water
2002-05-06 - That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like burger, uh huh uh huh
2002-05-05 - We're jammin' yeah jammin' I hope you like jammin' too oh yes!
2002-05-03 - Karma stinks
2002-05-01 - You can have my reality television when you pry it from my cold dead hands
2002-04-30 - Don't woo me, don't send me flowers.... just clean the house
2002-04-30 - Pictures from a Weetabexhibition
2002-04-29 - Grrrrrrrr
2002-04-24 - And also 39 copies of Catcher in the Rye
2002-04-22 - She was a sour girl the day that she met me
04-21-2002 - That which shall not be named..... Voldecooter.
2002-04-19 - My half-assed entry of the day
2002-04-18 - Does anyone really know what dressing 'Beau Brumelly' even means????
2002-04-17 - Worst words in golf: Still your shot
2002-04-15 - Attack of the killer rose bush
2002-04-12 - On a very special episode of Weetabix... Weet realizes she's an asshole
2002-04-11 - She's not even Catholic
2002-04-10 - Two weasels, a duck and an itty bitty baby
2002-04-09 - Psychic Friends have nothing on me
2002-04-08 - Tales of Weasels and Fortune Cookies
2002-04-04 - 'Eh Lucy.... I'm home!!!!
2002-04-02 - How about Boogie Woogie Poo???
2002-04-02 - My bi-monthly illness report
2002-03-30 - Adventures in Naked Plumbing
2002-03-28 - Sticking with Not!Dogs from now on... for reasons like this
2002-03-28 - All I ever needed to know was found on Premium Cable Channels
2002-03-27 - Half day smaff day!
2002-03-26 - Proof that prepackaged sweetened cereal is the work of the devil
2002-03-25 - The one where I run out of things to write about
2002-03-24 - Weetabix proves she refuses to bow down to pressures from the man!
2002-03-22 - Now I have the urge to call my mom and see if she has Prince Albert in a Can.
2002-03-21 - You ain't got a thing, if you ain't White Trash bling bling
2002-03-20 - Rhymes with witch
2002-03-19 - Fusu in Japanese means "shit"
2002-03-18 - Just call me Mother Teresa of the cosmetics counter
2002-03-15 - Welcome to my psychosis
2002-03-15 - Karmic debts really stink
2002-03-13 - Cover your ears Christy13, this is going to hurt, baby
2002-03-13 - Atlanta: The conclusion
2002-03-12 - More Atlanta... pretty boring actually
2002-03-08 - At least we didn't go through Nantucket
2002-03-06 - The one right before I go postal
2002-03-05 - A black, black day in the life of a curvy round sex goddess
2002-03-04 - Burning tongues and mondays always get me down
2002-03-03 - Some people just burp or fart... I faint
2002-03-03 - And the ass splinter goes to....
2002-03-02 - Snows blowing, cat's evil, and there's a whole lot of Atlanta stuff not being done
2002-03-01 - When I was young... I never needed anyone... and drinking coffee was just for fun...
2002-02-28 - I'm afraid to post this because I don't want BadSnake to think I'm psycho
2002-02-27 - Weetabix tries to score some legal drugs
2002-02-26 - Suite of barf and phlegm
2002-02-25 - A lot of talk about asses
2002-02-24 - Diaryland Dreams
2002-02-23 - I crusha your lips.... crush crush crush
2002-02-21 - Better to be a butt-kicking Princess Fiona than a useless Jessica Rabbit
2002-02-21 - An ultimatum
2002-02-20 - Nothing sadder than a jazzed up Starbucks Guy playing a ukulele
2002-02-19 - Gentrification can be found between Affluenza and Loss of Morals
2002-02-18 - A handful of spring and sunshine and I go to pieces
2002-02-17 - Red Wine & Garlic sauce
2002-02-16 - Zat ees how eet goes, non?
2002-02-14 - And the shark jumped high that day
2002-02-13 - Mocha Choca Latte... Creole Khaki Starbucks Guy!!!
2002-02-12 - Zerberting of stomachs and Fat Tuesday... hmmm
2002-02-09 - Drunken Debauchery.... a week late
2002-02-08 - Custom made pudding... and testosterone... yummm!!!
2002-02-07 - Do not fear the Body Butter
2002-02-06 - My little kumquat.... mwah mwah mwah.. my little fuzzy kiwi... mwah mwah mwah!
2002-02-05 - Dr. Livingston... your hummus I presume?
2002-02-04 - Line Dancing lesbians and urine colored kitchen
2002-02-02 - Jiffy Pop Bra and Hot Hooters...oooh!
2002-02-01 - Bad Ass Turd Brains drive Poorly in Snow
2002-01-31 - Weetabix has a day filled with trucks
2002-01-30 - My Karma needs new tires and a front end alignment
2002-01-29 - Please club me over the head if I'm ever Fresh and Full of Life
2002-01-28 - Russell, a little lower please, thanks hon...
2002-01-27 - Double Helix of Sex Goddess Attitude
2002-01-25 - I'm getting ready to call in Ty Pennington and Doug
2002-01-24 - The best poem EVER!!!!!
2002-01-23 - Whatchew looking at, bitchtard?
2002-01-22 - Hi! Have we met? My name is Menstrual Girl
2002-01-21 - Around Milwaukee in 24 hours
2002-01-18 - You mean, the show where they painted a brick fireplace PURPLE?!?
2002-01-16 - No, this one is the Worst. Entry. Ever
2002-01-15 - Another survivor of Junior College Prep English speaks...
2002-01-14 - 101 uses for a bad egg
2002-01-12 - So dere, how about dem Packers, in so?
2002-01-11 - My first Diaryland encounter... a karaoke encounter, at that!
2002-01-10 - And this from the girl who hates filing
2002-01-09 - Worst. Entry. Ever.
2002-01-08 - Yeah, but at least "Naked Lunch" wasn't whiny!
2002-01-07 - He did what to your where????
2002-01-07 - You mean it's not pronounced "Eppy Tome"????
2002-01-06 - It wouldn't be Diaryland if you didn't read some angst now and then, right?
2002-01-05 - My husband... my burgermeister
2002-01-04 - The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated
2002-01-03 - Pretty soon I'll be paying someone to wipe my butt
2002-01-02 - I resolve to stop sending fan letters to the guy who plays Urkel.
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