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2001-12-31 - Old Year's Ramblings 2001
2001-12-31 - The one where I drop a bunch of names
2001-12-29 - Hurt so good??? I think not.
2001-12-28 - Visualizing panties, cookies, and Robert Mitchum
2001-12-27 - Bring on the people from VH1!!!
2001-12-25 - Deck the Harrs with Barrs of Horry
2001-12-23 - My apologies to Clement Clarke Moore
2001-12-21 - Think of all the fun I've missed... think of all the karaoke hosts I've gotten pissed
2001-12-20 - They do get weary.... WEARING that same old dress.... when they get weary.... try a little ESTROGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2001-12-19 - "How could it be so?It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes, or bags! (or baskets)
2001-12-18 - Signs that the honeymoon is over at Chez Weetabix
2001-12-17 - Get thee behind me Sultry Kitten of Diarrhea!
2001-12-16 - A little retarded hospitaliano
2001-12-15 - Lost
2001-12-14 - Sacred Hearts and neck boils
2001-12-13 - Now with 50% fewer calories and fat!
2001-12-12 - Just a normal night at Chez Weetabix
2001-12-12 - Still keeping the lights down low
2001-12-11 - Turn off the lights please
2001-12-10 - Girl... you'll be a shiny object seeking racoon soon...
2001-12-09 - Another boring picture entry
2001-12-08 - It's not how long it is... it's how you use it
2001-12-07 - Rhapsodizing about crazy barista logic
2001-12-06 - How YOU doin?
2001-12-05 - I just don't know how the Amish do it!!!
2001-12-04 - Watch for me as Ashley's fat self in Shallow Hal 2: Electric Boogaloo
2001-12-03 - Easy Bake Ovens, Hamsters, and John Madden
2001-12-01 - The search for black tights is in vain
2001-12-01 - You loved Sushi.... You groove on Anime.... now try some Boonga Boonga!!
2001-11-30 - Press 7 if you have lost your will to live
2001-11-29 - 19 cans of soup on the wall, 19 cans of chicken and star or tomato soup!
2001-11-27 - I'll bet they never would have gone on that camping trip if they woulda had some soup
2001-11-27 - AtTENNNNNNNNN SHUN!
2001-11-26 - This is your Weetabix.... on drugs
2001-11-26 - Smile if you like the smell of novocaine
2001-11-24 - Citation for being Brunette in a Blonde Zone
2001-11-23 - Will this be cash or check?
2001-11-22 - The boring Thanksgiving entry
2001-11-21 - And they call it Poopy love............
2001-11-20 - St. Louis, Giverny, McDonald's, and now my eyebrows
2001-11-19 - Kiss me before I say something stupid....
2001-11-19 - The one with several references to men's underwear
2001-11-17 - This diary could use some little cute sayings painted on rough wood, maybe a snowman too
2001-11-15 - I just love the smell of vomit in the morning....
2001-11-14 - Give yourself a big hand!
2001-11-13 - Daily recommended dose of Caffeine and Nutrasweet
2001-11-12 - I am thankful for my new shoe laces!
2001-11-10 - Pa! Weetabix's in the Lambrusco again!
2001-11-09 - It's a wonder he still stays married to me
2001-11-08 - Avasty ye scurvy dog sinners! Arrrrrrrr!
2001-11-07 - Joy of Joy my Esteban returns!!! (cue graceful choreography)
2001-11-07 - We play both types... Christina AND Britney
2001-11-06 - The biggest spoiler of them all!!!!
2001-11-05 - Uber-chocolate and uber-angst
2001-11-04 - Does it make me a weenie if I cried during Monsters, Inc?
2001-11-02 - Open up and say "Gaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!"
2001-11-01 - Odd Millionaire or sociopathic misanthrope-- you decide
2001-10-31 - I do believe in spooks... I do I do I do I do believe in spooks!
2001-10-31 - I'm thinking of tattooing the word "What?" on my forehead
2001-10-29 - Thank God I can't get pregnant from that orifice... that would be a hell of a birth!
2001-10-29 - I made a list today instead of an entry
2001-10-28 - Fuck your facist beauty standards, Farrelly Brothers!
2001-10-27 - I'm a joker, I'm a tainter, I'm a laughing fainter
2001-10-26 - Ouch
2001-10-25 - The soundtrack to hell has exactly four notes
2001-10-24 - Mo and Steve from Blue's Clues, sitting in a tree
2001-10-23 - Duvet? Isn't that a french toilet?
2001-10-22 - Osama Bin Laden was the old man running the amusement park
2001-10-22 - Rollback fallout
2001-10-21 - Single Dads R Us
2001-10-20 - Is that a piece of wood in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
2001-10-18 - 100% Anthrax free... also free of Slayer, WASP and Ratt too
2001-10-17 - It's here! It's here! It's here!
2001-10-17 - The computer you are dialing cannot connect
2001-10-16 - No, I don't want to play footsie
2001-10-15 - Actually, I think I'd rather be Sabrina or Josie than Betty or Veronica
2001-10-15 - The one where I run out of things to write about
2001-10-12 - I don't feel an entry over 145
2001-10-11 - I regret that I have but two breasts to give for my country
2001-10-10 - "What is 'Reasons why Weetabix is a Loser' Alex.
2001-10-09 - Please love me forever, Bobby Vinton!
2001-10-08 - Weekend Rundown
2001-10-05 - A short Friday babbling
2001-10-04 - Tell me punk... do you feel.... LUCKY?????
2001-10-03 - If this is what happens with Right Guard, I don't want to know about a Wrong Guard!!
2001-10-03 - We're experiencing technical difficulties
2001-10-02 - A whole new world... a shining magic point of view
2001-10-02 - Except if he were a Mr. Potato Head, I could take away his mouth
2001-10-01 - I'd be afraid of what might happen if I wanted an Egg McMuffin at 10:35 am
2001-09-30 - A fresh look at cleaning hell
2001-09-29 - The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
2001-09-28 - I'm a big old copy cat
2001-09-28 - More scary dreams
2001-09-27 - Just because you're a Mo, don't be a MoFo
2001-09-27 - I think that singing belly buttons are the sixth seal of the apocalypse
2001-09-26 - When he starts driving a Winnebago and bungi jumping, I'm voting him off the island
2001-09-25 - A bite-sized entry
2001-09-24 - To Whom It May Concern
2001-09-22 - Buy stock in Advil, because it's going up, baby!
2001-09-21 - Dear Faith Hill... you're only famous because you look like a Barbie Doll
2001-09-20 - I don't even eat strawberry jelly anymore, I'm too traumatized.
2001-09-19 - That's not a raisin, that's an earwig!
2001-09-18 - And now it's time for the bonus round
2001-09-18 - My cat can beat up your cat
2001-09-17 - Open tongue wounds... it's a good thing
2001-09-16 - Is this how non-lazy people spend their Saturdays?
2001-09-14 - Things I am looking forward to
2001-09-14 - Just because
2001-09-13 - Is it true that there's a special layer of hell reserved for PR flack?
2001-09-12 - More and more of this
2001-09-11 - Horrible
2001-09-10 - Who let the dogs out? It was me.
2001-09-10 - A hard diary entry's gonna fall
2001-09-08 - Follow me or perish, sweater monkeys
2001-09-07 - It's crunchy because you're eating the prize, stupid
2001-09-07 - I'm not a child, not a lover, not a sinner or a saint... just a bitch
2001-09-06 - First the keys, then the shoes, and now Diaryland!
2001-09-05 - I hate "don't go there" as well
2001-09-05 - Have you looked in your purse?
2001-09-04 - Everything I ever needed to know I learned watching MTV
2001-09-03 - What I did on my Summer Vacation (cough)
2001-09-02 - Just a little Ny-Quil weirdness
2001-09-01 - Well, Xena wouldn't have that evil look on her face, that's for sure.
2001-08-31 - Is that Operant Conditioning or Urinate Conditioning?
2001-08-30 - Any Wet Dream Will Do
2001-08-29 - Look here you, get the hell off my lawn, damn kid!
2001-08-28 - Meka Leka Hiy Mekka Chani Ho
2001-08-28 - Bored bored bored bored boredy bored
2001-08-27 - One ringy dingy..... two ringy dingy!
2001-08-27 - El gemelo malvado de Donny Osmond me dio el ojo rosado.
2001-08-26 - Make me laugh and buy me some candy and I'm your bitch for life, 'k?
2001-08-25 - The Marshmallow Incident
2001-08-24 - Forced interaction with the Family Minus
2001-08-23 - Post Planning
2001-08-22 - In memory
2001-08-21 - Life is Beautiful
2001-08-20 - The things you do when you're doped up on allergy meds
2001-08-20 - August is the snuffiest of months
2001-08-19 - Nothing wakes you up faster than a little oxygen deprivation
2001-08-18 - Do-It-Yourself Dysfunction
2001-08-17 - If many people agree with you about something, it doesn't mean that you're right
2001-08-17 - My karma needs a tune up
2001-08-16 - Um, I'll have a pack of chocolate-covered boobies, please?
2001-08-15 - Chirp Tweet Quack Quack
2001-08-14 - More tales of woe
2001-08-13 - Life's Downers Great and Small
2001-08-11 - Delights of the Farmer's Market
2001-08-09 - Touchdown Daddy Fantasies
2001-08-09 - A pledge drive of sorts
2001-08-08 - People magazine and the National Enquirer are NOT a good summer reading list
2001-08-07 - Eye Snot, Ewe Snot
2001-08-07 - The one with all the hygiene
2001-08-05 - Never remove a man from your list...... never.
2001-08-03 - I don�t even have the excuse of caffeine withdrawl
2001-08-02 - Remote? I�d hate to see it with a cord!
2001-08-01 - Yea, though I walk through the valley of sleepiness, I feel no grogginess. My Diet Coke comforts me.
2001-07-31 - Do they make caffeinated air???
2001-07-30 - How about if I just cut back on onions, olives and liver instead?
2001-07-29 - Prithee, fine squire, shut the hell up?
2001-07-27 - Sort of like "A Star is Born", but with Dirk Diggler
2001-07-26 - Now with 45% more RIBOFLAVIN!!!
2001-07-24 - Convenient Feminism: the religion of the Gen X woman
2001-07-24 - Singing about Girl on Girl action!
2001-07-23 - So... you're saying that watching a lot of Star Trek is bad?
2001-07-22 - Plus 2 hit points if you can lay some killer farts
2001-07-21 - Only the Young can say they've never rocked to Journey
2001-07-20 - I'm feeling like a nice juicy phlebotomy sammich!
2001-07-19 - These are the songs of my various "love affairs"
2001-07-18 - That girl is pretty wild now the girl's a superfreak
2001-07-17 - Adrian!!!!! Adrian!!!! (Rocky 1-4)
2001-07-16 - Guilt is spelled J-E-L-L-O!
2001-07-15 - Get your filthy Fonda paws off my man...er, men!
2001-07-14 - I think I�ll make a snappy new day
2001-07-13 - And for an encore, I imitate Danny Bonaduce
2001-07-12 - This week, on a very special episode of "Weetabix"
2001-07-11 - You mean, if my friends buy 1.4 billion dollars of stuff, I'll get a free colander?
2001-07-10 - Charo and the horny little bitch
2001-07-10 - The Quest for Poop
2001-07-09 - Lazy days and Sundays always make me sleepy
2001-07-08 - Will taking amoxicillin get rid of my clematis?
2001-07-07 - It's not over until your brother counts the votes
2001-07-06 - Feral Girl raised by wolves desires Rouge Pulp lipstick and some hair gel
2001-07-05 - Nothing but a gimmick, baby, just a gimmick
2001-07-05 - Magic 8 Ball says: It is unclear
2001-07-04 - All I want is a room somewhere... wouldn't it be luverly?
2001-07-03 - Chick on Chick action.... a barnyard fantasy.
2001-07-02 - Come on... try it.... everyone's doing it!
2001-07-02 - If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
2001-07-01 - Huzzah! Lady Weetabix approaches on her trusted steed, Vomitorium!
2001-06-30 - Fair good, sweat bad
2001-06-29 - Journey to the center of Mulletdom
2001-06-28 - Is you is or is you ain't my Savior?
2001-06-27 - Feeling sadness is not necessarily a bad thing
2001-06-27 - Mattel introduces Slutty 'Ho Barbie!
2001-06-26 - More Fart humor at Casa Weetabix
2001-06-25 - SUBLIMINAL {new} MESSAGES {bra} REVEALED {needed}!!!
2001-06-25 - Monkey Bars 1, Small Child 0, Weetabix -342
2001-06-24 - Don't call Chez Weetabix before 10 AM on the weekend, 'k?
2001-06-23 - If thy hand ails thee, slice it off
2001-06-23 - Is 'giving good diary' like 'giving good head'?
2001-06-22 - Hi, Bug Toe here, nice to meet ya!
2001-06-21 - The good, the bad, and the Hollandaise
2001-06-20 - This is your brain... this is your brain on estrogen
2001-06-20 - This is the true story of seven germs, picked to live in a Weetabix and have their lives taped... the Germ World
2001-06-19 - My kingdom for a horse or a funny and insightful quote for the diary
2001-06-19 - Enough Ny-quil and you start to see Scott Baio in your refrigerator
2001-06-18 - Refrain from operating heavy machinery or diaries while taking this medication
2001-06-18 - Not tired enough to eat my own vomit, though
2001-06-17 - Let's kick it up a notch and get naked!
2001-06-17 - I do believe in Wap Fairies... I do, I do, I do believe in Wap Fairies!
2001-06-17 - Who's the fat pretty chick who's a hit with all the hicks? Weetabix.... damn right.
2001-06-15 - Anyone seen my support hose? Mmmmhmmm?
2001-06-15 - A little barbequed meerkat for your liking, Ma'am?
2001-06-14 - And now for an important news bulletin...
2001-06-14 - Weety Alzheimer's Disease
2001-06-13 - Fallout from the Pinnacle of Birthweek
2001-06-13 - Unclebob! Oh my God! Unclebob!
2001-06-12 - Mindless Rambling as I near old age
2001-06-12 - The Villiage People don't listen to Jim Rome
2001-06-11 - Silly toes for Stone's Beau
2001-06-11 - All I ever needed to know, I learned from being fat
2001-06-10 - Taco Hell Revisted
2001-06-10 - Licking Alfredo sauce off Naked Russell Crowe
2001-06-09 - Zebra mussels and Hippy Sandals do not mix
2001-06-08 - Confirmed Porn Twin Status
2001-06-08 - Smells like Teen Sushi
2001-06-07 - Wax on, Wax off, Wax on, Wax off
2001-06-07 - Let's go to the Pylon and screw with the glowing crystals
2001-06-06 - McEpiphany and Super-sized Wednesday
2001-06-06 - Marshmallow Pinwheels: Latest Medical Miracle Discovered!
2001-06-05 - Measurements make me nauseous
2001-06-04 - Bloom County Bimbo Society
2001-06-04 - Platinum Protection needed against Basement Funk
2001-06-03 - Porn Twin analysis-- You make the call
2001-06-03 - She's a Superfreak, superfreak, she's super freakin'
2001-06-02 - Ok, I'm S T R E T C H I N G!
2001-06-01 - He was better in Dogma, though.
2001-06-01 - Child of Hippies gorges self on Wonder Bread
2001-05-31 - Say it with me.... it's not gonna get any better!
2001-05-30 - We're gonna need a bigger boat
2001-05-30 - Google search experiment and Johnny Knoxville
2001-05-29 - Joe lies... Joe LIES and then he cries.
2001-05-28 - Can't I even be a LITTLE frivolous?
2001-05-27 - Esteban in a hospital robe... need I say more?
2001-05-27 - 9 year anniversary of stupidity
2001-05-26 - Sister, can you spare an Advil and a pound of Oreos?
2001-05-24 - Schladoinkle and Effective Hamburglery
2001-05-23 - Death Rattle, Naked Twin and Buffy Mourning
2001-05-22 - Awwww.... do we HAFTA go camping????? Again????
2001-05-21 - Green Bay Driving Rules
2001-05-18 - Wildlife & Pulp Diary
2001-05-17 - Dirty Dishes and Panties
2001-05-16 - "Broken Toilet Seats" for 0, Alex
2001-05-15 - Depressories
2001-05-14 - Materialistic Wants
2001-05-11 - Over commercialization and Super Heroes
2001-05-10 - I am Jack's irritated liver.
2001-05-09 - Homesick for the motherland
2001-05-04 - Taco Hell
2001-04-30 - Dead fish and Big Dogs
2001-04-16 - The LIST!
2001-04-10 - Week of deadlines
2001-03-09 - Weird dreams and cat water fountains
2001-02-26 - Winter Renewal
2001-01-26 - Fear and Loathing in Big Lake, Minnesota
2001-01-03 - Old Year's Revolutions
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