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The Not So Soggy Weetabix 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 Anarchy	`2003-12-31` - Old Year's Revolutions 2003 `2003-12-29` - Men(tal)ses `2003-12-23` - Oh, the weather outside is frightfully brown and boring `2003-12-18` - Long day's journey into--what was I saying again? `2003-12-17` - Syncope `2003-12-14` - This entry buys stretch pants at Kmart `2003-12-10` - Much ado about Artistes `2003-12-04` - History `2003-12-02` - The one before my head explodes `2003-11-30` - Things that made us laugh this weekend `2003-11-25` - Emily Dickenson is a bad mutha--shut yo mouth! `2003-11-20` - An outer space convertible too, light blue `2003-11-19` - Every step you take, Every lame ass comment you make `2003-11-17` - Reverse Osmosis `2003-11-14` - Tinsel Snowbottom? Paging Tinsel Snowbottom? `2003-11-11` - Rinse cycle `2003-11-11` - Who are you and why are we talking about my nipples? `2003-11-07` - Flaccid Unit `2003-11-05` - The lion in winter `2003-11-03` - When integers attack `2003-10-31` - No, not one of those "Which Powderpuff girl are you" things `2003-10-30` - Greyhounds don't float on no water `2003-10-29` - Blahety Blah Blah Fishcakes `2003-10-28` - Don't cry for me, I'm already dead `2003-10-27` - The truth is out there `2003-10-24` - detsujda eb ot deen ton seod rotinom rouY `2003-10-21` - It's a Con Thang, y'all `2003-10-16` - Gone to Journal Camp `2003-10-15` - Piffle `2003-10-14` - Lynch the Counterfeits `2003-10-13` - Essence of winter sleep is on the night `2003-10-13` - Happy Birthday Esteban `2003-10-09` - I'll bet there are no porn stars named Arlene `2003-10-08` - Ouis and Wine `2003-10-06` - Eve was framed `2003-10-02` - Show me how you do that trick `2003-09-30` - Effusive `2003-09-28` - Reticent `2003-09-25` - Snakeheads? Them's good eating. `2003-09-23` - I drove all night `2003-09-22` - Bloggy like Omar, just not as cute `2003-09-19` - Vulva `2003-09-17` - It's stalkerlicious! `2003-09-16` - Dr. Jekyll and Mister Ira `2003-09-15` - Boobs and burritos... it just doesn't get any better than that `2003-09-12` - Cruise control `2003-09-11` - The Damn does not need a prop `2003-09-09` - For Scott `2003-09-04` - And it was all yellow `2003-08-28` - I've fallen and I can't get up `2003-08-21` - I think it's Meat `2003-08-17` - "Quiet Night at the Bad Bar" is an oxymoron `2003-08-17` - With my right hand man, Tits McDougall `2003-08-12` - The Lips That Destroyed Cleveland `2003-08-10` - We wear short shorts `2003-08-06` - This entry thinks quite highly of itself `2003-08-01` - Foreshadowing `2003-07-26` - An important part of this well-balanced entry `2003-07-24` - Sticky wicket `2003-07-23` - Tch Tch Tch aah aah aaaaaaaah `2003-07-20` - Add it Up `2003-07-18` - Funny fat girl sidekick seeks SGM for mutual shopping adventures. Must have funky glasses. `2003-07-16` - Wince `2003-07-14` - And now a word from our sponsor `2003-07-14` - Odor eaters `2003-07-12` - The Bar Which Shall Not Be Named `2003-07-10` - That's on Lucifer's resume too. `2003-07-09` - America's Next Top Caffeine Addict `2003-07-02` - Shaken `2003-07-01` - One small step for man, one giant leap for my uterus `2003-06-27` - Loathe `2003-06-26` - As empty as a drum `2003-06-23` - Hi, have we met? I'm the wife of Kermit the frog. `2003-06-23` - Tales from the Battlefield of Beauty `2003-06-21` - Not a Howl but a whimper `2003-06-19` - Ain't San Francisco if you ain't got the 'sone `2003-06-16` - So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn goodbye `2003-06-15` - Toastmaster `2003-06-15` - Guest Entry: A Man's work is never done `2003-06-14` - Guest Entry: Mouse Attack 2003 `2003-06-14` - Guest Entry: Nude Bras `2003-06-13` - Guest Entry: Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty! `2003-06-11` - Fast forward `2003-06-10` - Good Eats `2003-06-07` - Marsha Marsha Marsha `2003-06-07` - A drunken Weet entry `2003-06-04` - Follow me or perish, sweater monkeys. `2003-06-03` - And your little cat too. `2003-05-29` - You cried for the moon `2003-05-27` - What matters `2003-05-25` - The pitter patter of little feet `2003-05-22` - Hell will come with PowerPoint presentations `2003-05-21` - Doesn't matter if it's black or white `2003-05-21` - Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! `2003-05-20` - La souris gare la voiture `2003-05-16` - Firm support `2003-05-15` - I'm Above Average for containing my own saliva `2003-05-13` - Silly rabbit, some Brits are shits `2003-05-11` - I have no idea what to put for Hair Color on my driver's license `2003-05-08` - Because I've got a vagina `2003-05-05` - Cleanliness is next to Mouseliness `2003-05-04` - When to dance `2003-05-02` - Whole `2003-04-30` - Half `2003-04-28` - Introspective and it feels so good `2003-04-27` - The one where my brain breaks `2003-04-24` - Don't tell mom the babysitter is Auntie Weet `2003-04-21` - It runs in the family `2003-04-20` - And the pineapple fluff crowed three times `2003-04-17` - Care and Feeding of the Heterosexual Boy Crush `2003-04-15` - I can see you, your pale skin glowing in the dark `2003-04-13` - Nineteen Niceties `2003-04-09` - Take it to the mattresses `2003-04-06` - It's not just a good idea, it's the law `2003-04-04` - Bumbles bounce `2003-04-02` - Fat Naked Girl, Table For One `2003-03-29` - What could possibly go wrong? `2003-03-27` - Add Tori and shake until completely blended `2003-03-26` - My hands are cold. Without the lotion. `2003-03-23` - Bar Trek IV: The Wrath of Boone's Farm `2003-03-20` - It's not a democracy, it's a Weetocracy `2003-03-19` - Let them eat french cake `2003-03-17` - Ain't it cool to sound like an idiot? `2003-03-15` - The Great Jam Caper `2003-03-13` - The boots do not need a prop `2003-03-10` - Oh the places you'll go `2003-03-08` - Baby I'm ready to go `2003-03-06` - The Weetabitinerary `2003-03-05` - An uncomfortable visit to the doctor that didn't involve specula `2003-03-03` - The Stereotypical Me entry `2003-03-01` - Oh no he di'int! `2003-02-27` - I'm so glad you were my friend `2003-02-25` - Fish, bubbles, and handwritten journals `2003-02-23` - An entry is worth 15000 words. `2003-02-22` - this is fucked up, right here `2003-02-20` - Stabbing Assward `2003-02-19` - Another time when a Greek chorus would have been helpful `2003-02-17` - Your nomination is better than chocolate `2003-02-14` - This entry is sponsored by Advil Migraine `2003-02-13` - I'm leaving. On a jet plane. `2003-02-11` - I think this entry is mostly filler `2003-02-08` - Shake it. Shake it. Shake that healthy butt. `2003-02-05` - Take this entry, take it down, climb the html and turn around `2003-01-30` - Stick out your tongue and say Gah `2003-01-27` - Hard to swallow `2003-01-24` - See you tonight, Bryan `2003-01-22` - Back to Basics... farts and shopping `2003-01-17` - Our Waterbed: Rest in Peace `2003-01-17` - Sweet annoying shyte for WilliamTells. `2003-01-14` - Men who pause `2003-01-11` - This doesn't need a title because it will be gone in twelve hours `2003-01-10` - Marti Noxon is pregnant with Mojo Nixon's two-headed love child `2003-01-09` - Where's Weetabix `2003-01-07` - Je veux �tre dans ce nombre `2003-01-05` - This entry fits into the overhead compartment very nicely `2003-01-03` - This entry has two bags and a carry on `2003-01-02` - Guest Entry: Esteban `2003-01-01` - Old Year's Revolutions 2002
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