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The Not So Soggy Weetabix 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 Anarchy	`2004-12-31` - Old Year's Revolutions 2004 `2004-12-30` - Stripped Throat `2004-12-29` - Christmas Photo Essay `2004-12-28` - Ruby-throated `2004-12-28` - Grandma got run over by a Blue Light Special `2004-12-26` - Glories stream from heaven afar `2004-12-23` - Ropeburn `2004-12-22` - Warm enough for a man `2004-12-21` - Verstopft `2004-12-20` - In a tree.... see, you need more. `2004-12-19` - The Ice Bowl Cometh `2004-12-19` - Boys and girls and music. What do they need gin for? `2004-12-17` - Weakest Link `2004-12-16` - Wind Chill `2004-12-15` - Old Faithful `2004-12-14` - Doozers do `2004-12-13` - Vendanta `2004-12-13` - The joy of giving `2004-12-12` - Body Shopping `2004-12-10` - Beat until stiff peaks form `2004-12-09` - Oh my darling `2004-12-07` - Turtle heads `2004-12-06` - This entry doesn't know anything about any hookers, you must be misinformed `2004-12-03` - Neighbors in Low Places `2004-12-01` - Rhinophyma Reindeer `2004-11-26` - Merci Amis `2004-11-22` - Live from New York, it's Bono `2004-11-19` - Dueling with the Dawdler `2004-11-15` - Insert bad Godfather impression here `2004-11-05` - Schmalz `2004-11-03` - Panty Christ `2004-11-01` - The one with the Braaaaaains `2004-11-01` - Green Bay Mini Con Survey `2004-10-28` - Encyclopedia Brown, watch out! `2004-10-25` - Caution: may cause drowsiness `2004-10-19` - Unless sounded as A, such as in neighbors and no fucking way `2004-10-18` - Scullery maid `2004-10-15` - Yellow Wallpaper `2004-10-13` - The Best of Intentions `2004-10-08` - Smupdate `2004-10-07` - Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse `2004-10-04` - Furcht `2004-09-29` - I'm not exactly sure what a parsec is, however. `2004-09-27` - Awash with Squash `2004-09-23` - Dear John Letter `2004-09-20` - Antagonist `2004-09-20` - Antagonist `2004-09-15` - Meta `2004-09-10` - The cucumber does not need a prop `2004-09-08` - Love and more importantly, boobies `2004-09-06` - Goodbye Canicule `2004-09-04` - Crispy Cream `2004-08-31` - Obi Wan Kenobix `2004-08-30` - The Artful Dodger `2004-08-27` - serotonergic `2004-08-24` - The Diarists Ate My Baby `2004-08-21` - In the field `2004-08-17` - Newspapers and food and porn `2004-08-12` - Short attention sp `2004-08-08` - Descant `2004-08-07` - Room 714, I'll be waiting `2004-07-29` - Positronic brain `2004-07-26` - A slow descent into Home Improvement Hell `2004-07-26` - Photos that go with the Multi Media presentation `2004-07-22` - Bad Bar Multimedia Extravaganza `2004-07-19` - War of the Roses `2004-07-13` - The Cider House Fools `2004-07-09` - Emminent domain `2004-07-08` - I brought you a grated papaya and waited all night by your door `2004-06-28` - Small craft advisory `2004-06-25` - Emergency broadcast system `2004-06-24` - Straight but not narrow `2004-06-23` - Occipital Love `2004-06-23` - Occipital Love `2004-06-21` - Resolutions for June 21st `2004-06-17` - Voulez vous `2004-06-17` - Voulez vous `2004-06-14` - Reason #415 why I'm a mean person `2004-06-12` - Post Vegas the encore `2004-06-09` - Palm sweat, blackjack on a Saturday night `2004-06-02` - Things to do in Vegas when you're freaking the fuck out `2004-06-01` - Just grazing the shark `2004-05-27` - What we were laughing about `2004-05-26` - Jiffy pop `2004-05-24` - Quorn? Kwo Orn? Que Worn? What? `2004-05-20` - Dolly grip `2004-05-12` - The Lerg beneath Your Wings `2004-05-11` - The one with all the pumping `2004-05-09` - Bar bar four hundred and forty thirteen `2004-05-07` - Practicing random acts of fashion and self esteem, at a mall near you `2004-05-04` - Weetabix Sometimes `2004-04-29` - The one with all the fish `2004-04-27` - My darling, my heating pad `2004-04-26` - Conscription `2004-04-22` - Organic experience `2004-04-19` - Got pie `2004-04-16` - Um...what? `2004-04-13` - Public Domain ROOLZ! `2004-04-12` - Meat or Death `2004-04-09` - The ham does not need a prop `2004-04-06` - Thumbelina `2004-04-02` - Laffy Taffy `2004-04-02` - Correction `2004-04-01` - Beginnings `2004-03-31` - Rock lobster `2004-03-29` - The London Papers `2004-03-26` - Not Dead. Not a Whore. `2004-03-12` - Vegeteraphim `2004-03-10` - Blimey! Prize Inside `2004-03-05` - A visit to Casa Bix `2004-03-04` - The one with the vulva thrusting `2004-03-01` - Lip my stocking `2004-02-26` - This little ennui went to market `2004-02-24` - Pre-Cadaver `2004-02-23` - Double Income No Guilt `2004-02-19` - And that's the news from the anus, where the women are repressed, the men are obsessively neat and all the kids smell like doo doo `2004-02-18` - Siddhartha I am not `2004-02-17` - What is that? The pickled ginger? No, what is it really? Pickled ginger. No really. Raw salmon. Really? No, it's pickled ginger. `2004-02-13` - I choo-choo choose you. `2004-02-12` - Do you think "Milkshake" is the rebound song to help us get over "Hey Ya"? `2004-02-11` - Insert foot 1 in ass B `2004-02-10` - Seasonal allergies `2004-02-09` - Where's the busy bee? `2004-02-05` - How do piggies eat? Show me how the piggy eats? `2004-02-03` - Now with more cowbell `2004-02-02` - Mariboobs `2004-01-29` - Surrey with the fringe on top `2004-01-26` - 3.147 `2004-01-22` - This is barely coherent... I'm warning you right now `2004-01-21` - The other white meat `2004-01-18` - I'm already in `2004-01-14` - Merf `2004-01-12` - First degree spermicide `2004-01-09` - My sick day in Haiku `2004-01-07` - Link went dead `2004-01-06` - Ice Age `2004-01-05` - Kalute'shuha `2004-01-02` - Detritus
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